Take Phlash as Arthur

Kill 100 NPCs across all playthroughs

Listen to all the phone calls in the phoneboxes

Kill a guy named Ryan Andrews

Retrieve the credentials from the club

Finish all of the butcher's apprentice quests

Complete "Band of Brothers" encounter

Deliver the cod liver oil

Cross into the Village for the first time

Set foot on every island

Finish Mystery House without being spotted once

In Thomasina House - Collect all fake cats

Unlock all of Arthur's shelters

Contract and cure the plague

Complete the entire game without directly murdering anyone

Gain £1000 from looting/bartering across playthroughs

Survive 50 days

Die while overdosing on Joy

Find all collectibles

Collect all Uncle Jack Shows

Take the Joy at the very beginning of the game

Read all newspaper articles as Arthur, and redact only the uncomfortable ones

Correctly sabotage Clive Birtwhistle's redactor work

Complete Arthur's intro

Finish Arthur's playthrough

Find all notes related to Prudence

Talk to Johnny Bolton from the Secret Radio Room

Complete Sally intro

Knock out 50 NPCs with the Atomizer

Complete the Crones encounter

Complete speaking with Verloc at the Joy Factory

Finish Sally's playthrough

Catch 40 butterflies with Sally's butterfly net

Inject yourself with glucose 10 times

Use 25 lightning rods, playing as Ollie

Complete Ollie's intro

Complete "No Place Like Home" encounter

Complete "The Jack-o-Bean Club" encounter.

Spread the Message

Finish Ollie's playthrough

Destroyed 50 Explosive Barrels

Got 100 Headshots

Picked Up All Lore Items

Killed 8 Robots in the Intro

Completed Act 1

Saved all the Villagers

Completed Act 2

Completed Act 3

Pushed 7 Robots Into the Smelter

Completed the DLC

Lifetime Achievement Award

Survived Day 1

Survived Day 2

Vibe All Nick Statues

Pick Up All Lore Items

Blow Minds of 15 People After a Charged Facemelt

Serenade 30 people

Parry 30 attacks with the Vibe

Hit 3 NPCs with the Same Gold Record

Pole Dance Naked