You Don't Know Jack

cnirvana

cnirvana has won 60 out of 60 achievements.

Last played: 15 Oct 2018 21:58:44
Perfect Attendance
Rare

Play episodes 1-73

Unlocked: 21 Mar 2013 21:40:24

Back Taxes
Rare

Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73

Unlocked: 21 Mar 2013 21:36:49

Enscrewsiast
Rare

Screw 50 times

Unlocked: 17 Mar 2013 14:24:56

Always a Bridesmaid
Uncommon

Come in second place 5 times in multiplayer games

Unlocked: 23 May 2012 00:24:42

Consolation Achievement
Uncommon

Play 5 hours without getting a single achievement

Unlocked: 22 May 2012 09:59:42

Film in Your Brain
Uncommon

Get 10 movie questions correct (excluding downloadable content)

Unlocked: 22 May 2012 04:28:59

Beat a Winner
Uncommon

Beat someone with a rating of Unicorn in an Xbox LIVE Match

Unlocked: 22 May 2012 03:10:30

Menage-a-Quatre
Uncommon

Complete a 4-player match on Xbox LIVE

Unlocked: 22 May 2012 01:38:35

Lose to a Loser
Uncommon

Lose an Xbox LIVE match to someone with a rating at or below Dullard

Unlocked: 22 May 2012 01:38:32

Phatty
Uncommon

Get 10 food questions correct (excluding downloadable content)

Unlocked: 10 Dec 2011 18:27:08

The Game's Half Empty
Uncommon

Play episodes 1-37

Unlocked: 16 Aug 2011 02:34:18

The Game's Half Full
Uncommon

Play episodes 1-36

Unlocked: 16 Aug 2011 02:21:28

Discover Gauntlet of Fire
Uncommon

Find the very important gauntlet of fire

Unlocked: 02 Aug 2011 14:56:23

Beast Master
Uncommon

Get 10 animal questions correct (excluding downloadable content)

Unlocked: 28 Jul 2011 04:09:53

The Regis
Uncommon

Earn $1,000,000 lifetime points

Unlocked: 18 Jul 2011 14:43:56

Great Crowd
Common

Great Crowd

20 Secret

Laugh at an easy joke

Unlocked: 28 May 2011 16:10:21

Virtual Virgin
Uncommon

Answer correctly after being screwed 5 times

Unlocked: 28 May 2011 15:59:02

Living in the Past
Common

Get 10 history questions correct (excluding downloadable content)

Unlocked: 28 May 2011 03:38:56

500,000aire!
Uncommon

Earn $500,000 lifetime

Unlocked: 24 May 2011 16:53:12

My First Time
Common

Screw someone for the first time

Unlocked: 24 May 2011 16:13:44

Unicorn
Uncommon

Achieve the highest gamer rating

Unlocked: 20 May 2011 21:45:49

One Teat Short of an Udder
Uncommon

Achieve the second-highest rating

Unlocked: 20 May 2011 21:35:26

Mouth-Breather
Uncommon

Achieve the third-highest rating

Unlocked: 20 May 2011 21:24:44

100,000aire!
Common

Earn $100,000 lifetime

Unlocked: 16 May 2011 01:44:48

Overconsumer
Common

Listen to all the commercials during the credits

Unlocked: 16 May 2011 01:02:15

Genius for a Day
Common

Score at least $30,000 over your average

Unlocked: 16 May 2011 00:57:57

Taking It from Behind
Common

Come from behind to win during the Jack Attack

Unlocked: 16 May 2011 00:57:41

Vidiot Savant
Common

Get every question right in an episode

Unlocked: 16 May 2011 00:57:36

Jack Attack Dog
Uncommon

Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct in a multiplayer game without messing up

Unlocked: 16 May 2011 00:57:35

DisOrDash
Common

Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds

Unlocked: 16 May 2011 00:52:21

DisorDat Destroyer
Common

Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly

Unlocked: 16 May 2011 00:52:19

Smelt the Roses
Common

Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second

Unlocked: 16 May 2011 00:50:24

Button Banger
Common

Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds

Unlocked: 16 May 2011 00:47:59

It's Just More of This
Common

Finish an episode

Unlocked: 15 May 2011 19:29:32

DisOrDat Participation Award
Common

Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds

Unlocked: 15 May 2011 19:22:42

Birth Certificate
Common

Create a contestant

Unlocked: 15 May 2011 19:14:48

Slack Attack
Rare

Get -$1 million on a Jack Attack

Unlocked: Offline

Social Outcast
Uncommon

Finish 5 single-player games on Friday or Saturday nights

Unlocked: Offline

Turncoat
Common

Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America

Unlocked: Offline

Quick-Draw McDumbass
Common

Choose wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times

Unlocked: Offline

Title Update: JACK Pack 2: Best of the Webshow

5 Achievements worth 125 Gamerscore
JACK Smack
Rare

Play all episodes in JACK Pack 2

Unlocked: 26 Mar 2013 21:41:11

Nest Egghead
Rare

Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 2

Unlocked: 26 Mar 2013 21:38:24

Math Head
Rare

Get 3 math questions correct in JACK Pack 2

Unlocked: 22 May 2012 13:04:06

B Sharp
Rare

B Sharp

25

Get 3 music questions correct in JACK Pack 2

Unlocked: 22 May 2012 04:58:03

Super Know-va
Rare

Get 3 astrology questions correct in JACK Pack 2

Unlocked: 22 May 2012 04:52:16

Title Update: JACK Pack 3

5 Achievements worth 125 Gamerscore
JACK Crack
Rare

Play all episodes in JACK Pack 3

Unlocked: 27 Mar 2013 01:16:48

Steaming Stockpile
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Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 3

Unlocked: 27 Mar 2013 01:14:24

Past Perfect
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Get 3 history questions correct in JACK Pack 3

Unlocked: 22 May 2012 13:44:32

Wizard of Balls
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Get 3 sports questions correct in JACK Pack 3

Unlocked: 22 May 2012 13:40:33

Sci Fly
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Sci Fly

25

Get 3 science questions correct in JACK Pack 3

Unlocked: 22 May 2012 13:24:46

Title Update: JACK Pack 4

5 Achievements worth 125 Gamerscore
JACK Sack
Rare

Play all episodes in JACK Pack 4

Unlocked: 22 Apr 2013 00:40:58

Overprize Load
Rare

Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 4

Unlocked: 22 Apr 2013 00:35:19

Hot Butter
Rare

Get 3 movie questions correct in JACK Pack 4

Unlocked: 22 May 2012 17:41:06

Cock of the Wok
Rare

Get 3 food questions correct in JACK Pack 4

Unlocked: 22 May 2012 17:40:19

Animal Husband
Rare

Get 3 animal questions correct in JACK Pack 4

Unlocked: 22 May 2012 17:34:25

Title Update: JACK Pack 1

5 Achievements worth 125 Gamerscore
JACK Wrack
Rare

Play all episodes in JACK Pack

Unlocked: 24 Mar 2013 01:35:09

Incurable Hoarder
Rare

Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack

Unlocked: 24 Mar 2013 01:31:26

Boob Tuber
Rare

Get 3 TV questions correct in JACK Pack

Unlocked: 22 May 2012 04:47:57

Lit Twit
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Get 3 literature questions correct in JACK Pack

Unlocked: 22 May 2012 04:39:19

Map Dancer
Rare

Get 3 geography questions correct in JACK Pack

Unlocked: 22 May 2012 04:34:57

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Developer
Jellyvision
Publisher
THQ
Platforms
Xbox 360
Tracking is available for this game.

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