You Don't Know Jack

Cuckoolander

Cuckoolander has won 60 out of 60 achievements.

Last played: 30 Sep 2012 05:58:01
Perfect Attendance
Rare

Play episodes 1-73

Unlocked: 21 Aug 2012 00:34:17

Back Taxes
Rare

Win all prizes in Episodes 1-73

Unlocked: 21 Aug 2012 00:29:02

Turncoat
Common

Play on July 4th instead of celebrating America

Unlocked: 04 Jul 2012 04:58:57

Enscrewsiast
Rare

Screw 50 times

Unlocked: 16 May 2012 00:40:03

Consolation Achievement
Uncommon

Play 5 hours without getting a single achievement

Unlocked: 06 May 2012 00:57:00

Always a Bridesmaid
Uncommon

Come in second place 5 times in multiplayer games

Unlocked: 05 May 2012 19:44:19

Lose to a Loser
Uncommon

Lose an Xbox LIVE match to someone with a rating at or below Dullard

Unlocked: 05 May 2012 18:22:25

The Game's Half Empty
Uncommon

Play episodes 1-37

Unlocked: 09 Apr 2012 00:10:43

Menage-a-Quatre
Uncommon

Complete a 4-player match on Xbox LIVE

Unlocked: 08 Apr 2012 22:12:33

Beat a Winner
Uncommon

Beat someone with a rating of Unicorn in an Xbox LIVE Match

Unlocked: 08 Apr 2012 22:12:29

The Game's Half Full
Uncommon

Play episodes 1-36

Unlocked: 14 Mar 2012 01:11:00

Slack Attack
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Get -$1 million on a Jack Attack

Unlocked: 10 Mar 2012 02:23:03

Film in Your Brain
Uncommon

Get 10 movie questions correct (excluding downloadable content)

Unlocked: 10 Mar 2012 01:40:31

Discover Gauntlet of Fire
Uncommon

Find the very important gauntlet of fire

Unlocked: 10 Mar 2012 00:47:06

Phatty
Uncommon

Get 10 food questions correct (excluding downloadable content)

Unlocked: 06 Mar 2012 03:16:56

Virtual Virgin
Uncommon

Answer correctly after being screwed 5 times

Unlocked: 06 Mar 2012 02:03:44

Beast Master
Uncommon

Get 10 animal questions correct (excluding downloadable content)

Unlocked: 06 Mar 2012 01:36:46

The Regis
Uncommon

Earn $1,000,000 lifetime points

Unlocked: 06 Mar 2012 01:28:43

Living in the Past
Common

Get 10 history questions correct (excluding downloadable content)

Unlocked: 06 Mar 2012 00:50:37

Quick-Draw McDumbass
Common

Choose wrong answer within the first 3 seconds 10 times

Unlocked: 06 Mar 2012 00:43:49

Social Outcast
Uncommon

Finish 5 single-player games on Friday or Saturday nights

Unlocked: 03 Mar 2012 01:59:50

Great Crowd
Common

Great Crowd

20 Secret

Laugh at an easy joke

Unlocked: 03 Mar 2012 01:51:14

500,000aire!
Uncommon

Earn $500,000 lifetime

Unlocked: 03 Mar 2012 01:44:59

Unicorn
Uncommon

Achieve the highest gamer rating

Unlocked: 03 Mar 2012 00:46:14

One Teat Short of an Udder
Uncommon

Achieve the second-highest rating

Unlocked: 03 Mar 2012 00:46:14

Mouth-Breather
Uncommon

Achieve the third-highest rating

Unlocked: 03 Mar 2012 00:31:34

Jack Attack Dog
Uncommon

Get all 7 Jack Attack questions correct in a multiplayer game without messing up

Unlocked: 02 Mar 2012 23:45:39

Taking It from Behind
Common

Come from behind to win during the Jack Attack

Unlocked: 02 Mar 2012 23:45:39

My First Time
Common

Screw someone for the first time

Unlocked: 02 Mar 2012 23:33:30

Overconsumer
Common

Listen to all the commercials during the credits

Unlocked: 02 Mar 2012 14:01:14

Smelt the Roses
Common

Get a multiple choice question right in the last 1 second

Unlocked: 02 Mar 2012 13:48:30

100,000aire!
Common

Earn $100,000 lifetime

Unlocked: 06 Feb 2012 06:36:53

DisOrDash
Common

Ace a DisOrDat in under 10 seconds

Unlocked: 06 Feb 2012 06:29:31

It's Just More of This
Common

Finish an episode

Unlocked: 30 Jan 2012 06:32:41

Genius for a Day
Common

Score at least $30,000 over your average

Unlocked: 30 Jan 2012 06:32:41

Vidiot Savant
Common

Get every question right in an episode

Unlocked: 30 Jan 2012 06:32:25

DisOrDat Participation Award
Common

Complete DisOrDat in 30 seconds

Unlocked: 30 Jan 2012 06:27:39

DisorDat Destroyer
Common

Answer all 7 DisOrDat items correctly

Unlocked: 30 Jan 2012 06:27:39

Button Banger
Common

Get a multiple choice question right in the first 2 seconds

Unlocked: 30 Jan 2012 06:24:10

Birth Certificate
Common

Create a contestant

Unlocked: 30 Jan 2012 06:21:27

Title Update: JACK Pack 2: Best of the Webshow

5 Achievements worth 125 Gamerscore
JACK Smack
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Play all episodes in JACK Pack 2

Unlocked: 16 Apr 2012 04:05:44

Nest Egghead
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Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 2

Unlocked: 16 Apr 2012 03:54:50

Math Head
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Get 3 math questions correct in JACK Pack 2

Unlocked: 09 Apr 2012 02:09:58

B Sharp
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B Sharp

25

Get 3 music questions correct in JACK Pack 2

Unlocked: 09 Apr 2012 01:04:41

Super Know-va
Rare

Get 3 astrology questions correct in JACK Pack 2

Unlocked: 09 Apr 2012 00:55:36

Title Update: JACK Pack 3

5 Achievements worth 125 Gamerscore
JACK Crack
Rare

Play all episodes in JACK Pack 3

Unlocked: 17 Jun 2012 22:31:31

Wizard of Balls
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Get 3 sports questions correct in JACK Pack 3

Unlocked: 09 Apr 2012 03:06:09

Sci Fly
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Sci Fly

25

Get 3 science questions correct in JACK Pack 3

Unlocked: 09 Apr 2012 02:54:26

Past Perfect
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Get 3 history questions correct in JACK Pack 3

Unlocked: 09 Apr 2012 02:51:31

Steaming Stockpile
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Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 3

Unlocked: Offline

Title Update: JACK Pack 4

5 Achievements worth 125 Gamerscore
JACK Sack
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Play all episodes in JACK Pack 4

Unlocked: 18 Jun 2012 06:08:42

Overprize Load
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Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack 4

Unlocked: 18 Jun 2012 06:03:21

Hot Butter
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Get 3 movie questions correct in JACK Pack 4

Unlocked: 09 Apr 2012 03:33:08

Cock of the Wok
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Get 3 food questions correct in JACK Pack 4

Unlocked: 09 Apr 2012 03:32:21

Animal Husband
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Get 3 animal questions correct in JACK Pack 4

Unlocked: 09 Apr 2012 03:30:52

Title Update: JACK Pack 1

5 Achievements worth 125 Gamerscore
JACK Wrack
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Play all episodes in JACK Pack

Unlocked: 14 Apr 2012 06:09:19

Incurable Hoarder
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Collect all 10 prizes in JACK Pack

Unlocked: 14 Apr 2012 06:05:36

Boob Tuber
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Get 3 TV questions correct in JACK Pack

Unlocked: 09 Apr 2012 00:41:01

Lit Twit
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Get 3 literature questions correct in JACK Pack

Unlocked: 09 Apr 2012 00:32:11

Map Dancer
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Get 3 geography questions correct in JACK Pack

Unlocked: 09 Apr 2012 00:25:55

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1,500
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662
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Developer
Jellyvision
Publisher
THQ
Platforms
Xbox 360
Tracking is available for this game.

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