Re-Buttal
15Interrupt 5 channel attacks with a fart.
Unlocked: 18 Mar 2014 22:32:05
Full Arsenal
15Collect all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
Unlocked: 18 Mar 2014 22:23:47
Befriend all of South Park.
Unlocked: 15 Mar 2014 00:32:12
Ass of Fire
15Kill 20 enemies with Cartman's ass.
Unlocked: 15 Mar 2014 00:02:01
Complete all available Costume Sets.
Unlocked: 14 Mar 2014 23:51:15
Have Kenny Die 10 times in battle over the course of the game.
Unlocked: 14 Mar 2014 23:44:25
Collect all the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked: 14 Mar 2014 22:27:29
Dog Whistle
15Fart on a canine enemy while in Gnome form.
Unlocked: 14 Mar 2014 21:52:41
Junk Peddler
15Sell 300 junk items.
Unlocked: 14 Mar 2014 21:49:28
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked: 14 Mar 2014 21:43:26
Complete the game without ever ending a combat with a buddy knocked out.
Unlocked: 14 Mar 2014 21:43:25
Sell nothing the entire game.
Unlocked: 14 Mar 2014 21:43:23
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked: 14 Mar 2014 21:42:55
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked: 14 Mar 2014 21:42:54
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked: 14 Mar 2014 21:42:53
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked: 14 Mar 2014 20:54:50
Spend $500.
Unlocked: 14 Mar 2014 20:17:14
Befriend Crab People and Underpants Gnomes.
Unlocked: 14 Mar 2014 00:47:26
Fart on the Mayor, Father Maxi, Principal Vic, & Prime Minister.
Unlocked: 14 Mar 2014 00:41:03
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked: 13 Mar 2014 23:53:17
Fart on each available buddy in the game.
Unlocked: 13 Mar 2014 23:24:21
Shopaholic
15Complete half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked: 13 Mar 2014 22:51:40
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked: 13 Mar 2014 22:48:46
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked: 13 Mar 2014 22:33:17
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked: 13 Mar 2014 22:29:12
Collect 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked: 13 Mar 2014 22:24:12
Pulling Mud
15Shit Your Pants in battle three times.
Unlocked: 13 Mar 2014 21:58:42
Gingivitis
15Let Gingers bite you 3 times without blocking.
Unlocked: 13 Mar 2014 21:54:10
Dragon Wrath
15Hit 3 enemies with a single fart outside of combat.
Unlocked: 13 Mar 2014 21:42:47
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked: 13 Mar 2014 00:12:08
Befriend Half of South Park.
Unlocked: 13 Mar 2014 00:09:13
Daddy Issues
15Befriend your Dad.
Unlocked: 12 Mar 2014 23:39:26
Parkeologist
15Open all garages in South Park.
Unlocked: 11 Mar 2014 20:18:45
Spend one day in South Park.
Unlocked: 10 Mar 2014 23:50:44
Join the KKK.
Unlocked: 10 Mar 2014 23:16:10
Fart on animals 25 times.
Unlocked: 10 Mar 2014 22:39:13
Day Walker
15Defeat the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked: 10 Mar 2014 22:31:31
Mastery
15Unlock all the upgrades for one of the New Kid's abilities.
Unlocked: 10 Mar 2014 22:19:02
Shit your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked: 10 Mar 2014 22:16:13
Stay Down
15Fart on 10 enemies in the world when they're knocked out.
Unlocked: 10 Mar 2014 22:02:41
Block 100 attacks.
Unlocked: 10 Mar 2014 21:59:11
Score 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked: 10 Mar 2014 21:55:01
Fart on people 100 times
Unlocked: 10 Mar 2014 21:38:06
Collect 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked: 10 Mar 2014 21:21:11
Shutout
15Successfully block every enemy attack in a single, non-tutorial battle.
Unlocked: 10 Mar 2014 20:58:26
Heisenberg
15Defeat the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and the bald cap.
Unlocked: 10 Mar 2014 20:39:34
Avenger
15Defeat at least 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy is unconscious.
Unlocked: 10 Mar 2014 20:19:55
Are We Cool?
15Find Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked: 10 Mar 2014 19:54:31
Fling a turd that you created at an enemy in combat.
Unlocked: 09 Mar 2014 22:17:46
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked: 09 Mar 2014 21:52:44