One Ball
90Ride a bike for 60 sec
Unlocked: 26 Sep 2020 05:22:31
Fight the turtles
Unlocked: 26 Sep 2020 05:19:12
Disgusting
15Why did you step in that? Yuck
Unlocked: 26 Sep 2020 05:19:06
Everything the light touches is your kingdom.
Unlocked: 10 Apr 2020 20:08:19
Lick the Hanging Glider.
Unlocked: 30 Apr 2015 12:38:03
Visit 5 trampolines in one jump, bouncing on each trampoline once.
Unlocked: 26 Apr 2015 02:45:10
Dodge This
15Make sure the Hillbilly never drives again.
Unlocked: 26 Apr 2015 02:34:41
Travel to space!
Unlocked: 26 Apr 2015 02:31:52
Goat Queen
30Become the Queen of Goat Ville
Unlocked: 26 Apr 2015 02:04:49
Get up on the skyscraper without using the elevator
Unlocked: 26 Apr 2015 02:00:22
I'm Sorry About My Goat Achievement
Unlocked: 25 Apr 2015 02:28:58
Hold your own concert
Unlocked: 22 Apr 2015 14:15:24
Hit the party with the Boulder of Death
Unlocked: 18 Apr 2015 03:02:33
Pedestrian
15Find the Sanctum 1 Walker Statue
Unlocked: 18 Apr 2015 02:54:31
LOEK Master
30Find the Sanctum 2 Walker Statue
Unlocked: 18 Apr 2015 02:48:40
Angel Goat
15Do no evil
Unlocked: 18 Apr 2015 02:38:31
Thrash the Goathenge
Unlocked: 17 Apr 2015 04:20:18
Demogoat
30Have 10 gas cannisters explode at the same time
Unlocked: 17 Apr 2015 04:16:12
Win the title bout!
Unlocked: 17 Apr 2015 04:12:46
Devil Goat
30We are each our own devil, and we make this world our hell
Bounce 100 times on mattresses within 30 seconds
Sacrifice the 3 Sanctum items
Try Hard
30Find all the trophies in Goat Ville!
Tony Goat
30Finish all manual quests
Score 10 points in Flappy Goat
Valkyrie
30Go on the catapult with a rider on your back
Builder Goat
90Find all the blocks
Lick the rollercoaster with 6 batteries attached
Buy all hats
Find all collectibles on level 2
Voluntary QA
30Trash the server room
Unlocked: 01 Aug 2016 18:36:57
Boat Ride
15Enjoy your trip
Unlocked: 18 Jun 2016 12:03:00
Butthurt
90Do a lot of hurt. With your butt.
Unlocked: 18 Jun 2016 11:46:10
Clear 25 survival quests in one game
Big in Japan
30Beat the whiplash course without getting wet
Don't starve
30Eat 50 food items in one game
Elfstreet Boys
100Baa with the choir
Excalitgoat
15Unlock the ExcaliGoat mutator
Hit 5 zombies in one bullet dive
Gravity Goat
90Unlock the gravity goat mutator
Hang tight
30Paraglide in the air for 1 minute
I am Goat
30Play GoatSimSim for 5 minutes
Jörgen
15Jörgen
Hit 4 at once with a voodoo bomb
Find all the trophies on the MMO Level.
Masterchef
15Make the stew taste as good as HUMANLY possible
Mermaid Goat
15Unlock the mermaid mutator
Jump on the launchpad
Not Again
15Get deviously trapped again
Old Goat
30OMG IS THAT WHAT I THINK IT IS?
Crystallize and break 30 zombies in one game
Do a card trick at the magician
Survivalist
15Craft all items in one game
Survive 10 days
Visit all zones on the MMO level
Craft all the weapons in one game
It never erupts when you want it to.
Too much fun
30Kill 7 zombies with one minifun
Warm bath
30Use the slippery slide to land in the kiddie pool
Wheel Goat
30Unlock the wheel of time mutator
Use Dolph Spaghetti to lift a crewmember on top of the tallest building.
Goatipede
15Lick all crew members together to form a Goatipede.
Bounce it!
15Enable the hydraulic cars.
Goatfellas
15Gather the crew for some drive-in movies.
Retirement
15Just finish that one LAST job.
A Trip to the Moon.
GoatBall
15Show off your vehicle air control skills in the desert.
Win 3 hands at a Blackjack table.
Itsamee!
15Use a cannon to travel to the Island in the Sky.
Wear 30 masks at once.
Listen to the whole pan flute song.
Find all the trophies on the Payday Level.
Dastardly
15Place a Hogtied NPC on the train tracks and wait for the train to arrive.
Pickup a photon sword as father or good goat.
Destroy all freighters
Blow up all pirate ships
Shoot down 30 police ships.
Headbutt all alien eggs
NERD!
15Find all collectibles
Gather $1000000
Find all the pony horses.
Testaholic
15Complete test chambers.
Run wild with the Podrunner
Visit the badehaus.
Tag 10 walls.