Re-Buttal
15Interrupt 5 channel attacks with a fart.
Unlocked: 15 Apr 2014 05:28:27
Avenger
15Defeat at least 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy is unconscious.
Unlocked: 15 Apr 2014 05:07:38
Have Kenny Die 10 times in battle over the course of the game.
Unlocked: 15 Apr 2014 05:07:12
Full Arsenal
15Collect all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
Unlocked: 15 Apr 2014 04:45:07
Complete all available Costume Sets.
Unlocked: 15 Apr 2014 04:45:05
Dog Whistle
15Fart on a canine enemy while in Gnome form.
Unlocked: 14 Apr 2014 03:38:47
Spend $500.
Unlocked: 14 Apr 2014 03:20:34
Junk Peddler
15Sell 300 junk items.
Unlocked: 14 Apr 2014 03:19:20
Pulling Mud
15Shit Your Pants in battle three times.
Unlocked: 14 Apr 2014 03:11:09
Dragon Wrath
15Hit 3 enemies with a single fart outside of combat.
Unlocked: 14 Apr 2014 03:09:59
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked: 13 Apr 2014 19:36:18
Complete the game without ever ending a combat with a buddy knocked out.
Unlocked: 13 Apr 2014 19:36:17
Sell nothing the entire game.
Unlocked: 13 Apr 2014 19:36:11
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked: 13 Apr 2014 19:35:44
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked: 13 Apr 2014 19:35:43
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked: 13 Apr 2014 19:35:42
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked: 13 Apr 2014 19:00:23
Befriend all of South Park.
Unlocked: 13 Apr 2014 18:58:28
Ass of Fire
15Kill 20 enemies with Cartman's ass.
Unlocked: 13 Apr 2014 18:32:10
Collect all the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked: 13 Apr 2014 18:24:36
Befriend Crab People and Underpants Gnomes.
Unlocked: 13 Apr 2014 06:49:37
Fart on the Mayor, Father Maxi, Principal Vic, & Prime Minister.
Unlocked: 13 Apr 2014 06:36:50
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked: 13 Apr 2014 05:05:07
Shopaholic
15Complete half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked: 13 Apr 2014 04:49:15
Fart on each available buddy in the game.
Unlocked: 12 Apr 2014 07:24:44
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked: 12 Apr 2014 07:01:02
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked: 12 Apr 2014 06:37:05
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked: 12 Apr 2014 06:30:33
Stay Down
15Fart on 10 enemies in the world when they're knocked out.
Unlocked: 12 Apr 2014 06:13:55
Gingivitis
15Let Gingers bite you 3 times without blocking.
Unlocked: 12 Apr 2014 05:52:00
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked: 12 Apr 2014 05:16:40
Parkeologist
15Open all garages in South Park.
Unlocked: 12 Apr 2014 05:00:28
Collect 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked: 12 Apr 2014 04:53:26
Mastery
15Unlock all the upgrades for one of the New Kid's abilities.
Unlocked: 11 Apr 2014 06:20:19
Befriend Half of South Park.
Unlocked: 11 Apr 2014 06:17:58
Daddy Issues
15Befriend your Dad.
Unlocked: 10 Apr 2014 06:05:03
Spend one day in South Park.
Unlocked: 10 Apr 2014 05:08:28
Join the KKK.
Unlocked: 10 Apr 2014 04:20:10
Block 100 attacks.
Unlocked: 10 Apr 2014 03:41:53
Fart on animals 25 times.
Unlocked: 09 Apr 2014 04:52:39
Day Walker
15Defeat the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked: 09 Apr 2014 04:42:58
Shit your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked: 09 Apr 2014 04:40:54
Score 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked: 09 Apr 2014 04:39:52
Fart on people 100 times
Unlocked: 09 Apr 2014 04:21:34
Fling a turd that you created at an enemy in combat.
Unlocked: 09 Apr 2014 02:05:04
Heisenberg
15Defeat the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and the bald cap.
Unlocked: 09 Apr 2014 01:14:55
Shutout
15Successfully block every enemy attack in a single, non-tutorial battle.
Unlocked: 09 Apr 2014 01:14:54
Collect 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked: 09 Apr 2014 01:10:11
Are We Cool?
15Find Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked: 08 Apr 2014 23:52:53
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked: 08 Apr 2014 06:10:21