Complete the game without ever ending a combat with a buddy knocked out.
Unlocked: 24 Jun 2014 01:21:31
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked: 24 Jun 2014 01:21:31
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked: 24 Jun 2014 01:21:01
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked: 24 Jun 2014 01:21:01
Befriend all of South Park.
Unlocked: 24 Jun 2014 00:50:31
While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked: 24 Jun 2014 00:35:21
Collect all the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked: 24 Jun 2014 00:21:35
Befriend Crab People and Underpants Gnomes.
Unlocked: 23 Jun 2014 03:44:26
Fart on the Mayor, Father Maxi, Principal Vic, & Prime Minister.
Unlocked: 23 Jun 2014 03:32:41
Ass of Fire
15Kill 20 enemies with Cartman's ass.
Unlocked: 23 Jun 2014 03:01:16
You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
Unlocked: 22 Jun 2014 21:11:31
Spend $500.
Unlocked: 22 Jun 2014 20:38:16
Fart on each available buddy in the game.
Unlocked: 22 Jun 2014 20:33:46
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked: 22 Jun 2014 20:18:11
Shopaholic
15Complete half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked: 22 Jun 2014 20:15:21
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked: 20 Jun 2014 02:33:32
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked: 20 Jun 2014 02:27:12
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked: 20 Jun 2014 01:15:52
Befriend Half of South Park.
Unlocked: 17 Jun 2014 02:11:30
Collect 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked: 17 Jun 2014 01:50:12
Parkeologist
15Open all garages in South Park.
Unlocked: 17 Jun 2014 01:50:00
Daddy Issues
15Befriend your Dad.
Unlocked: 17 Jun 2014 01:19:31
Spend one day in South Park.
Unlocked: 09 Jun 2014 00:38:26
Join the KKK.
Unlocked: 08 Jun 2014 02:44:32
Pulling Mud
15Shit Your Pants in battle three times.
Unlocked: 08 Jun 2014 02:40:37
Shit your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked: 08 Jun 2014 02:37:07
Score 100 perfect attacks.
Unlocked: 08 Jun 2014 02:13:22
Junk Peddler
15Sell 300 junk items.
Unlocked: 08 Jun 2014 01:56:37
Day Walker
15Defeat the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked: 08 Jun 2014 01:47:12
Mastery
15Unlock all the upgrades for one of the New Kid's abilities.
Unlocked: 08 Jun 2014 01:43:02
Block 100 attacks.
Unlocked: 08 Jun 2014 01:33:08
Heisenberg
15Defeat the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and the bald cap.
Unlocked: 07 Jun 2014 02:51:13
Shutout
15Successfully block every enemy attack in a single, non-tutorial battle.
Unlocked: 07 Jun 2014 02:47:23
Collect 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked: 07 Jun 2014 02:06:33
Are We Cool?
15Find Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked: 06 Jun 2014 02:32:19
Fart on people 100 times
Unlocked: 06 Jun 2014 02:30:54
Fart on animals 25 times.
Unlocked: 06 Jun 2014 02:00:07
Stay Down
15Fart on 10 enemies in the world when they're knocked out.
Unlocked: 06 Jun 2014 01:53:49
Fling a turd that you created at an enemy in combat.
Unlocked: 05 Jun 2014 01:19:31
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked: 05 Jun 2014 01:09:15
Gingivitis
15Let Gingers bite you 3 times without blocking.
Sell nothing the entire game.
Dog Whistle
15Fart on a canine enemy while in Gnome form.
Dragon Wrath
15Hit 3 enemies with a single fart outside of combat.
Re-Buttal
15Interrupt 5 channel attacks with a fart.
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Avenger
15Defeat at least 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy is unconscious.
Complete all available Costume Sets.
Have Kenny Die 10 times in battle over the course of the game.
Full Arsenal
15Collect all the weapons and costumes available in the game.