Full Arsenal
15Collect all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
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Befriend all of South Park.
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Dog Whistle
15Fart on a canine enemy while in Gnome form.
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Complete all available Costume Sets.
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Collect all the Chinpokomon.
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You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
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You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
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Dragon Wrath
15Hit 3 enemies with a single fart outside of combat.
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Fart on the Mayor, Father Maxi, Principal Vic, & Prime Minister.
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Spend $500.
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Junk Peddler
15Sell 300 junk items.
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Complete the game without ever ending a combat with a buddy knocked out.
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You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
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Sell nothing the entire game.
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You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
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While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
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Avenger
15Defeat at least 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy is unconscious.
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Have Kenny Die 10 times in battle over the course of the game.
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Befriend Crab People and Underpants Gnomes.
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Ass of Fire
15Kill 20 enemies with Cartman's ass.
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You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
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Shopaholic
15Complete half of the available costume sets.
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Fart on each available buddy in the game.
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Daddy Issues
15Befriend your Dad.
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Re-Buttal
15Interrupt 5 channel attacks with a fart.
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You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
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Shutout
15Successfully block every enemy attack in a single, non-tutorial battle.
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Mastery
15Unlock all the upgrades for one of the New Kid's abilities.
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Spend one day in South Park.
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Join the KKK.
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Pulling Mud
15Shit Your Pants in battle three times.
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Shit your pants during a boss battle.
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Fart on people 100 times
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Day Walker
15Defeat the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
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Score 100 perfect attacks.
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Block 100 attacks.
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Heisenberg
15Defeat the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and the bald cap.
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Collect 5 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked: 01 Jan 2016 22:53:51
Stay Down
15Fart on 10 enemies in the world when they're knocked out.
Unlocked: 01 Jan 2016 22:37:42
Are We Cool?
15Find Jesus while playing as a Jew.
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Fling a turd that you created at an enemy in combat.
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Fart on animals 25 times.
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You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked: 01 Jan 2016 20:56:24
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
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You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
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You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
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Gingivitis
15Let Gingers bite you 3 times without blocking.
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Parkeologist
15Open all garages in South Park.
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Collect 15 Chinpokomon.
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Befriend Half of South Park.
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