While inside Mr. Slave, you summoned Mr. Slave.
Unlocked: 15 Apr 2014 08:17:57
Full Arsenal
15Collect all the weapons and costumes available in the game.
Unlocked: 15 Apr 2014 07:41:36
Complete all available Costume Sets.
Unlocked: 15 Apr 2014 07:24:26
Sell nothing the entire game.
Unlocked: 14 Apr 2014 08:47:08
You defeated Princess Kenny in your girl makeover disguise.
Unlocked: 14 Apr 2014 08:46:42
Re-Buttal
15Interrupt 5 channel attacks with a fart.
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Have Kenny Die 10 times in battle over the course of the game.
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Fart on the Mayor, Father Maxi, Principal Vic, & Prime Minister.
Unlocked: 14 Apr 2014 07:48:12
Dragon Wrath
15Hit 3 enemies with a single fart outside of combat.
Unlocked: 14 Apr 2014 06:29:31
You defeated Princess Kenny while living with Dire AIDS.
Unlocked: 10 Apr 2014 07:37:01
Complete the game without ever ending a combat with a buddy knocked out.
Unlocked: 07 Apr 2014 07:05:28
You defeated Princess Kenny while looking like David Hasselhoff.
Unlocked: 07 Apr 2014 07:05:13
Befriend all of South Park.
Unlocked: 07 Apr 2014 06:36:10
Collect all the Chinpokomon.
Unlocked: 07 Apr 2014 06:08:23
You watched your parents have sex for 60 seconds.
Unlocked: 06 Apr 2014 00:32:53
You defeated the Grand Wizard Cartman in battle.
Unlocked: 06 Apr 2014 00:19:11
Gingivitis
15Let Gingers bite you 3 times without blocking.
Unlocked: 05 Apr 2014 23:47:21
Dog Whistle
15Fart on a canine enemy while in Gnome form.
Unlocked: 09 Mar 2014 03:22:47
Day Walker
15Defeat the Boss Hall Monitor while wearing freckles.
Unlocked: 09 Mar 2014 01:36:29
Heisenberg
15Defeat the Meth Tweekers while wearing the Evil Cartman goatee and the bald cap.
Unlocked: 09 Mar 2014 01:12:48
Are We Cool?
15Find Jesus while playing as a Jew.
Unlocked: 09 Mar 2014 00:58:20
Befriend Crab People and Underpants Gnomes.
Unlocked: 07 Mar 2014 21:55:18
Pulling Mud
15Shit Your Pants in battle three times.
Unlocked: 07 Mar 2014 21:36:48
Ass of Fire
15Kill 20 enemies with Cartman's ass.
Unlocked: 07 Mar 2014 21:33:02
Fling a turd that you created at an enemy in combat.
Unlocked: 07 Mar 2014 21:26:15
Fart on animals 25 times.
Unlocked: 07 Mar 2014 21:21:54
Stay Down
15Fart on 10 enemies in the world when they're knocked out.
Unlocked: 07 Mar 2014 21:21:34
Fart on people 100 times
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Fart on each available buddy in the game.
Unlocked: 07 Mar 2014 21:14:07
Parkeologist
15Open all garages in South Park.
Unlocked: 07 Mar 2014 21:07:55
Shopaholic
15Complete half of the available costume sets.
Unlocked: 07 Mar 2014 21:02:14
Daddy Issues
15Befriend your Dad.
Unlocked: 07 Mar 2014 04:53:07
You defeated Princess Kenny and recovered the Stick of Truth.
Unlocked: 07 Mar 2014 04:42:46
Collect 15 Chinpokomon.
Unlocked: 07 Mar 2014 03:34:37
Spend $500.
Unlocked: 07 Mar 2014 03:04:58
Befriend Half of South Park.
Unlocked: 07 Mar 2014 03:03:23
You defeated the High Jew Elf Kyle in battle.
Unlocked: 06 Mar 2014 05:12:45
You befriended the Goths, like everyone else playing this game.
Unlocked: 06 Mar 2014 04:16:00
Junk Peddler
15Sell 300 junk items.
Unlocked: 06 Mar 2014 03:23:02
Mastery
15Unlock all the upgrades for one of the New Kid's abilities.
Unlocked: 06 Mar 2014 03:19:16
Shit your pants during a boss battle.
Unlocked: 06 Mar 2014 01:56:54
Spend one day in South Park.
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Score 100 perfect attacks.
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Join the KKK.
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Block 100 attacks.
Unlocked: 05 Mar 2014 03:33:43
Avenger
15Defeat at least 3 enemies in one battle while your buddy is unconscious.
Unlocked: 05 Mar 2014 03:27:47
You accepted your fate and chose the name Douchebag yourself.
Unlocked: 04 Mar 2014 22:29:20
Shutout
15Successfully block every enemy attack in a single, non-tutorial battle.
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Collect 5 Chinpokomon.
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You farted on the corpse of an aborted Nazi Zombie fetus.
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